Thursday, April 5, 2007

Gyroball: Urban Legend or Secret Weapon Ready to be Unveiled in the Big Leagues?

This afternoon, the Red Sox's $100 million plus off-season acquisition (who, despite the language used to describe him, is a human being) will make his big league debut in possibly the most anticipated sporting event of the year! Super Bowl? Who cares! Tour de France? Without Lance, it's pretty much just men in spandex. Final Four? A snooze fest. The sports fans of the world are focused entirely on what goes down in Kansas City this afternoon. Will Dice-K live up to expectations?!?


And how about that Josh Beckett? Even if he does make a funny face when he pitches, you gotta love his performance last night. And how about Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuk's first homer of the season? All told, definitely NO cause for panic. Yet.


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